Idiot Burress Shoots Himself, Literally

A strange report came over the wire about an hour and a half ago, stating that Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress shot himself in the foot Friday night. It is not know as to why Burress decided to shoot himself, or in what circumstance he was in to percipitate such an event.

Burress was already scheduled to miss Sunday's game at Washington due to a sore right hamstring, now he gets to miss some more time with a gunshot wound.

Opinion: Burress is a complete idiot. The man signed a huge five-year contract during the offseason, and all he has been this year is trouble. Early in the season, he was late to a team meeting and was suspended a game and a week's pay for the situation.

Clearly, Plax needs to get a life. He has a psyhcological problem that allows him to be a pain in the neck not only to his teammates and coaches, but to himself. He is a danger to himself as well, because there must be more than meets the eye as to why he would shoot himself.

Get help Plax, you need it.